Manners & Misdemeanors

Can The Truly Rich Lady Be Genuinely Happy?

She, too, is human and feels a rainbow of emotions.
IMAGE Alysse Asilo
Comments

Do you want to ask our resident TRL anything? E-mail C.C. Coo at [email protected].  

It must be the unusual quiet that the city takes on at this time of the year, but these past few days I have been asking myself whether I am genuinely happy. What does happiness even mean? What are the kind of stories that make me smile? And why does my neighbor in church unleash a guffaw whenever he looks in my direction? Why?

Anyway, this reflection has led me to the strange burdens that the Truly Rich Lady has had to endure since she arrived into this world already well-dressed in matching neutrals (no pastels please). First, there was the pressure to not be a horrible disappointment and to somehow achieve even greater things than what the people who have made it possible for her to breathe such rarefied air have done. Since it is this time of year, I call it the Cross to Bear.

First, there was the pressure to not be a horrible disappointment and to somehow achieve even greater things than what the people who have made it possible for her to breathe such rarefied air have done. 

The Cross to Bear was first placed on her shoulders when the Truly Rich Girl was thrust into the oh-so-many tests and interviews to get into the hard-to-get-into pre-school (she was accepted, of course), then the international high school (she breezed in, without a doubt), then the Ivy League university (four of them accepted her and it was so hard to decide which one to choose), and so on and so forth until her brain was filled with so much wisdom that she began to understand the language of cats. (Don’t tell anyone.)

Then, as a Truly Rich Young Lady, she had to secure a preferred occupation. She had to get a job at a global corporation headquartered in either New York, London, Beijing or, if she was not a genius, Singapore. But she also could have established a cute personal venture, usually artsy or stylish, that more open-minded parents like her own would bankroll and then quietly observe. This was, of course, before she finally settled into The Firm, where she was expected to innovate and lead. If she did all the right things, she knew she would get the most coveted spot at the top, or at least the second most coveted spot at the top. Abuelito is immortal, you know.

ADVERTISEMENT - CONTINUE READING BELOW

She needed to marry well and maybe even marry up if the family stock was down. Never mind that she had her heart eyes only for Man of Modest Background.

And, by the way, in between all of these, she needed to marry well and maybe even marry up if the family stock was down. Never mind that she had her heart eyes only for Man of Modest Background. Never mind. The perfect husband for her, it was decided, was a well-born, well-bred former classmate from one of the many educational institutions she attended. She would reconnect with him in a most unexpected place like at a super casual barbecue party on a mega yacht moored on the private coast of somewhere warm, and it was hoped she would fall in love instantly and tie the knot, and have three babies, a set of new Truly Rich Persons. But she didn't.

This is just the big picture. On a daily basis, the TRL is expected wear a toothy smile all the time. After all, she is known for her kind, agreeable, calm, and non-threatening personality. But sometimes the TRL forgets, especially when her hair person ties her ponytail a little too tight and it becomes super itchy, and then her Resting Rich Face reveals itself. A slight downturn of the corners of her mouth freaks people out, because she is usually positive. What’s wrong?

Here's an added Cross to Bear. The Truly Rich Lady can go anywhere, but not really go anywhere. For all the access she has at her fingertips, she is trapped in the bubble built by her family’s stringent security protocol, which is there to, you know, protect her from being snatched up by hooligans. What has life become when a humble TRL can’t even pop out for a salty snack at the weird place near the mall without requiring a fleet of cars and a team of professional intimidators? It’s embarrassing.

She is known for her kind, agreeable, calm, and non-threatening personality. But sometimes the TRL forgets, especially when her hair person ties her ponytail a little too tight and it becomes super itchy, and then her Resting Rich Face reveals itself.

The TRL has a fantasy: cutting her hair short, exploring an outdoor market, dancing on a boat, kissing on the banks of a river, racing through the streets on a scooter. In that order. Oh, wait that’s Audrey Hepburn, crown princess of an unspecified country, in Roman Holiday. Well, the TRL wants that particular celluloid life, including the poignant ending, and, if possible, Hepburn’s small face, too.

ADVERTISEMENT - CONTINUE READING BELOW

I know what you’re thinking: The TRL shouldn't complain. The TRL is lucky. Why does she cry, cry, cry in her lonely heart? Well, the TRL is also human and feels a rainbow of emotions. While she has endeavored to permanently shut off her tear ducts by building an impenetrable wall of discipline, she sometimes feels fear or pain or that thing that is the opposite of happiness.

What keeps the TRL going in spite of her Cross to Bear is her healthy (or, some say, unhealthy) dose of good cheer. She is funny, because life can be funny in the way that it hands out cruel experiences to all people regardless of where they came from. For example, people sometimes laugh at the TRL’s strange life for no other reason except that it makes them feel good.That's what her neighbor in church does. He guffaws.

And isn't that funny? I find it hilarious, really. If you can’t laugh at yourself (or with them), how can you be happy?

Comments
View More Articles About:
About The Author
C.C. Coo
The Truly Rich Lady
C.C. Coo—also known as Town&Country’s Truly Rich Lady—is not a professional seeker of leisure as many people wrongly assume, for she has a real-life occupation: a SHE-EO of Important (Sub)Company of an Empire, for which she works very hard to make sure that the people in her care are not left wanting. She believes that manners are utterly important: “If society is like one of those costume jewelry worn by Jackie O or Diana, it would be the glue that keeps the veneer of a most beautiful thing from falling apart,” she says.
View Other Articles From C.C.
Comments
Latest Stories
 
Share
The Undoing is set in the tony New York City world of private-school parents.
 
Share
The legendary nose's latest creation for Bulgari recalls a childhood spent among trees.
 
Share
A retrospective at the Musée des Arts Décoratifs in Paris honors the midcentury design maestro.
 
Share
This year has been rife with numerous incarnations of the 'Streetwear X High Fashion' variety.
 
Share
"I am lucky to have such a Godfather, but we all are lucky to have such a Prince amongst us," she wrote.
 
Share
 
Share
 
Share
This is the first time in its 118-year history that Michelin chose to highlight a specific cuisine.
 
Share
Hong Kong's most generous givers gathered to give back to the Philippines' poorest families who are living on less than 50 U.S. cents a day.
 
Share
Watch out, Pappy Van Winkle-Japanese whisky is quickly becoming the most coveted spirit in the world.
 
Share
The five-floor fashion mecca on 57th Street will feature limited edition items.
 
Share
"Our technology companies still have a great deal to learn about the responsibilities that come with their significant power."
Load More Articles
CONNECT WITH US