Signature Phrases You'll Want to Steal From The New 'Real Housewives of New York'
These catchphrases come complete with mugshots and Grey Gardens references.

Each new season of the Real Housewives franchise brings new cast members, delightful new drama, and best of all, new taglines. Bravo has released the latest crop of signature phrases, and while we're not sure anything can ever top Lisa Vanderpump's "Life isn't all diamonds and rosé, but it should be," Sonja's Grey Gardens reference comes pretty darn close.

Without further ado, here are the season 9 taglines for The Real Housewives of New York City:

Dorinda Medley: "I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice."

Ramona Singer: "I’m an acquired taste. You don’t like me? Acquire some taste!"

Sonja Morgan: "There’s nothing grey about my gardens."

Carole Radziwill: "In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote."

Luann D’Agostino: "The only title I’d trade Countess for…is Wife."

Tinsley Mortimer: "A good set of lashes can fix anything…even a mugshot."

Bethenny Frankel: "If you’re going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss."

Watch the new show opener in all its glory, below:

This story originally appeared on Townandcountrymag.com.
* Minor edits have been made by the Townandcountry.ph editors.

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