The Goop Holiday Gift Guide Is Even More Outlandish Than You Imagine
Gwyenth Paltrow's lifestyle brand is, as a general rule, kind of ridiculous—and it only gets crazier around the holidays. The Goop gift guide is always extra, and the 2018 edition does not disappoint. Here, we've rounded up the best of the lifestyle brand's over the top, extravagant, and downright absurd gift ideas.
Royal Levitating Light
Gravity-bound lamps are for lesser beings.
18k Rose Gold Fragrance Flask
Because the only thing better than
Temperature Control Ceramic Mug
The obvious solution to lukewarm tea is an app-controlled mug, complete with
Village in Lugo, Spain
Literally a whole village in Spain. Let that sink in for a second.
Kids Balance Ball Chair
Because kids just can't wait to live that 9 to 5 life.
Mother of Pearl Antique Theatre Glasses
Goop x Henry Gregory Antiques
What? You're just going to squint like a peasant?
Leather-Wrapped Small Cooler
For those who shudder at the thought of using a plastic cooler.
Feel your lover's heartbeat in the palm of your hand—because that isn't creepy at all.
Rose Quartz Crystal Straw
Don't disappoint your eco-friendly friends by using a plastic straw! Simply carry around this rose quartz doodad to whip out during cocktail parties, and embrace a whole different kind of excess.
This $240 brass object is "useful when traveling with small or easy-to-lose things, like Advil or earrings or vitamins." So it's basically a glorified plastic bag.
This story originally appeared on Townandcountrymag.com.
* Minor edits have been made by the Townandcountry.ph editors.