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The Goop Holiday Gift Guide Is Even More Outlandish Than You Imagine

Of course a Spanish village would make a great gift, Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Gwyenth Paltrow's lifestyle brand is, as a general rule, kind of ridiculous—and it only gets crazier around the holidays. The Goop gift guide is always extra, and the 2018 edition does not disappoint. Here, we've rounded up the best of the lifestyle brand's over the top, extravagant, and downright absurd gift ideas.

Royal Levitating Light


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Flyte
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$349.00

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Gravity-bound lamps are for lesser beings.

18k Rose Gold Fragrance Flask


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$895.00

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Because the only thing better than a $895 flask is a $895 flask filled with perfume.

Temperature Control Ceramic Mug


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Ember
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$80.00

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The obvious solution to lukewarm tea is an app-controlled mug, complete with saucer-shaped docking station. And since everyone in your house will definitely be using them at once, a customizable LED light will help you tell the difference between your numerous robo-beverages.

Village in Lugo, Spain


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$172,910

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Literally a whole village in Spain. Let that sink in for a second.

Kids Balance Ball Chair


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Because kids just can't wait to live that 9 to 5 life.

Mother of Pearl Antique Theatre Glasses


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Goop x Henry Gregory Antiques
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$340.00

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What? You're just going to squint like a peasant?

Leather-Wrapped Small Cooler


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For those who shudder at the thought of using a plastic cooler.

Heartbeat


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Enso
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Feel your lover's heartbeat in the palm of your hand—because that isn't creepy at all.

Rose Quartz Crystal Straw


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$68.00

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Don't disappoint your eco-friendly friends by using a plastic straw! Simply carry around this rose quartz doodad to whip out during cocktail parties, and embrace a whole different kind of excess.

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Block Capsule


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$240.00

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This $240 brass object is "useful when traveling with small or easy-to-lose things, like Advil or earrings or vitamins." So it's basically a glorified plastic bag.

This story originally appeared on Townandcountrymag.com.
* Minor edits have been made by the Townandcountry.ph editors.

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