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The Goop Gift Guide Is Here and It's as Delightfully Ridiculous as Ever

From a camel milk delivery service to a $755 saucepan.
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I don't know how she does it year after year. Once again, Gwyneth Paltrow has filled her annual Goop gift guide with over-the-top products for health nuts, hostesses, lovers, dreamers, and even the under-18 set.

From a designer joint holder to $250 baby shoes check out the most absurd items below, then head over to Goop.com to see the full list.

1. Rose Quartz Egg


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$55 (P2,797.16)

Because all anyone ever wanted for Christmas was a crystal to put in their vagina.

2. Platine Medium Saucepan


$755 (P38,397.41)

To fancy up your Blue Apron meal.

3. Children's Pink Satin Shoes by Christian Louboutin


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$250 (they're currently sold out, but you can add yourself to a waitlist) [P12,714.38]

How else is the whole family supposed to match in the Christmas card picture?

4. Personalized Fiaru Folder


$94 (P4,780.61)

Because if your leather file folders aren't monogrammed, what's even the point?

5. Gentner Design Chocolate Cutter


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Price upon request (so you know it's fancy).

For when your diet limits you to a quarter of a Reese's.

6. Mushroom Hot Cacao Mix with Cordyceps


$20 (P1,017.15)

For everyone on your list who's ever asked for hot chocolate with a side of 'shrooms.

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7. L'officine Universelle Buly Silk Toothbrush


$42 (P2,136.01)

When you use $100 toothpaste, a typical brush just can't keep up.

8. Joint Case


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$45 (P2,288.59)

Of course, it comes in millennial pink.

9. Camel Milk Subscription Service


$103/month (P5,238.32)

When almond simply won't do.

10. Great White Shark Cat Bed


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$89 (P4,526.32)

I gotta give Gwynie credit. I'd buy this one for the cat lady in my life.

This story originally appeared on Townandcountrymag.com.
* Minor edits have been made by the Townandcountry.ph editors.

Prices are based on the conversion rate of $1 = P50.86.

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